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Day 1 & 2 Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Workout

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I hope your not like me, but if you are it takes a health scare to get me motivated.  Unfortunately, it does not keep me motivated. I'm sure my story sounds familiar.  The whole, weight gain/lose weight journey to no-where.  Fad diets, lose weight quick schemes, exercise burnouts and starvation.  All unhealthy.  All unsuccessful. I'm currently at 420lbs.  I'm 5 feet 8 inches.  Did I mention I'm Samoan?  LOL!  Samoans tend to believe that we are a law unto ourselves.  In other words, "We no like listen to nobody!" So I'm obese...in every sense of the word, chart, records, medical history...you name it I'm living it. You see this chart below ⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓ Its charts like these that make me want to punch someone in the face.  Like I don't know already I'm obese.  As if my stomach touching the tops of my thighs ain't already sending me a message that screams "FATTY"  "FATTY".  Bruh...I don't n...

The Whosits and Whatits

a woman of many interest and skills.  Workaholic by nature, naughty by trade...or is it the other way around, I tend to forget these things.  ðŸ˜‰  The world may never know. I have to cook, while not necessary a requisite skill in my household, it saves me money.  I use to love to bake.  Funny that.  How do you "use" to love something, you ask?  Easy.  You try to turn it into a side business, while working a full time job, maintaining the royal palace and its inhabitants and you become....burnt out.  Like, falling asleep in the blazing sun, waking up in pain and whimpering your way to the shower burnt.  I'm working on that relationship now.  Its a love/hate thing, but I'm gradually finding my groove.  Unfortunately, I have no where to catalog the lovely things I bake because people tend to put in their order request.  Annnnnd we're simply not about that life anymore. 😥 Blogging, VLogging, sobbing...whoops, wrong one. ...